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Worst Restaurant Names

Written by Patti on March 24th, 2011

Good Morning Darlings!

Our friends at compiled a list of the worst restaurant names. There must be more. What do you think?

· 9021 Pho

· Dirty Dick’s Crab House

· Spicy Pickle

· Han Dynasty:

· Fatboy and Slims

· Sergeant Pepperoni

· Windy City Wieners

· Which Wich?

· U Like Garden Chinese Food

· Tony Boloney’s Pizzeria

· The Fat Shack

· The Couch Tomato Cafe

· Steak ‘Em Up

· King Dong Chinese Restaurant

· It’s Greek To Me

· Hotdogopolis

· Bite Me Pizza

· Pu Pu Hot Pot

· Fat Man’s Fish Fry

· Gashouse Pizza

Tell me a few of your favorites?

xoxo, Patti

Today blogging to Christina Milian – You Make Me Laugh


4 Comments so far ↓

  1. Ursula says:

    That was so funny!!! Thanks for the laugh, I love it

  2. Patti says:

    Hi Ursula,

    Wasn’t it silly fun?


  3. Cheryl says:

    If you’re catching Bobby Flay’s new show on NBC, there’s one potential restaurant named Saucy Balls. Hmmm…it tested well but they didn’t ask ME! :). Your list is a riot!!

  4. Patti says:


    That is hilarious…and a little creepy. LOL.

    It reminds me of that sketch on SNL with Alec Baldwin and his “Schwetty Balls”…ewwwwwww!

    Thanks for the giggle!